Logical Thoughts

Here’s number two in a series of short stories that may die here.
Not sure yet…
I’m not too fond of it. Depends on how it develops in my head.
Anywho, here you go.

8:47 Am, Monday.
I’ve just returned from my morning walk. It’s hot out today.
Food time! To the fridge.
Hmm… We’re out of yogurt.
DAMN! I WANTED YOGURT!!
Huh… Nothing else to feed my food hole with in the fridge, either. What’s in the pantry?
An empty thing of Oreos, moldy bread, and a rotten cat. That’s no good. No good food.
I really should be spending this time taking out my dog, but – oh. He’s dead. How convenient.
To the grocery store!!

I’m here. I’ll choose not to go into detail about what happened on that car ride… I think I’m going to be sick. Plus, that would be admitting guilt, right? Haha… Ha.. Heh…

FOOD!
So much food, all over!
I am envious of the owner this place. He must never run out of food.
I’m gonna walk over to the PUDDING!

And then my life was over…
“Sold Out,” read the sign.
They’re mocking me…
“WHY? WHY WITH THE NO PUDDING!?!”
“Shut the hell up. Freak.” A little girl said this.
On impulse, I shoved my foot into her face.
Hehe!!
I left her crying in the dairy isle.
And bleeding… Did I mention bleeding? I think I did.
Oh, hey! Pudding! I was looking where the cheese bricks were.
Awesome!

Milk, pudding, more pudding, and some Ramen. All done. Home time.

“I’m back!” I scream to my recently desist dog (he’s dead, but he still deserves to know).

After I stocked my house with the food things, the feast began.
Ramen, milk, pudding, and –

FUCK! I FORGOT OREOS!!